By Dan
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Friday night…
We finally started off around 8pm attempting to get to the Lake
District via the M40… Through some creative directions, we
started up the M40 towards London… Thirty minutes (and some
cursing) later we were on the other side of the Motorway and heading
back down towards Birmingham. We then proceeded to get onto the
M6 pretty quickly, and started up the full length of the country.
Stopping for a quick driver swap- we went to a service station and
went to burger king... After our meals, I was very kindly presented
by our Norwegian and German delegation with vouchers for free BK
whoppers, which they had managed to obtain as they weren’t
served within 60 seconds…. Bonus!! Oh and I also won £15
quid on the gamblers…
Turning off the motorway around midnight, we ventured further into
the deepest, darkest depths of the hills and valleys. With plenty
of tiny little roads, and tight narrow turns, we got a little lost.
Finding the camping barns wasn’t quite as easy as it was
first though, and we had to go over several weak bridges (which
I encouraged everyone to scream “weak bridge” and jump
around a bit – if only to test the strength of the so called
“weak bridge”). They didn’t collapse, and I was
quite disappointed.
We got our gear out of the minibus, and settled down to have a
quick beer, I was going to say settled down for a quick XXXX (a
brand of beer) but that looks a bit rude… We quickly sorted
out the barn, and settled down for the night.
Saturday
We woke fairly early in the morning to the sound of several alarms
going off. Walking outside of the barn, we found ourselves surrounded
by some stunning scenery. Hills and mountains loomed large around
us, and the mist rolled in from a nearby lake.
We made some lunch and had a long and fairly eventful drive to
our first walk. If you have ever been to the Lake District, you
will appreciate that the roads are winding, and extremely small.
With barely room for a minibus to drive down, it’s a miracle
that we managed to pass so many cars on our journey – a real
credit to our drivers Phil and Al :) During one particularly hairy
moment, we were very close to coming to severe harm if it wasn’t
for some skilful driving, and a rather amazing reverse hill start
from Al. Big up to Maddy for some wicked map reading at this point.
We had decided early on that Scafell pike would be the mountain
of choice for the first day. As the highest mountain in England,
we felt it fitting to be the first mountain we would conquer for
the club.
The weather wasn’t too great when we finally reached the
car park (much to the delight of Petter- who was rather in his element).
We pulled on various waterproofs and started our ascent of the mountain.
The route up was fairly long, and quite steep. The rain finally
subsided, however it was still bitterly cold.
We stopped for a few breaks to take in the wonderful scenery around
us. The mist at this point was still lingering around the summit.
Cat was fairly red in the face from all the walking, but I was amazed
that she carried on without a care in the world. We made a quick
dash for the peak, and found that the wind had picked up blowing
the mist away. However, the massive amount of wind, made it very
hard for us to stay on the peak for very long, and we soon had to
descend. However, not before we had sung Petter happy birthday.
Earlier in the ascent Petter had casually dropped into conversation
with Aurélie that it was his birthday that day. We got to
the top, and with the wind howling around our ears, we screamed
happy birthday to Petter.
We quickly started our decent, as Stuart spotted a huge cloud about
to envelop the mountainside. Scrambling off the side of the mountain,
we raced down attempting to avoid the mist. Unfortunately, we had
a slight error in our map reading and took a little detour. Whilst
ploughing down the mountain I ended up falling into a rather large
bog up to my knees. With Maddy and Rachel laughing, I had to nonchalantly
regain some kind of composure and free myself from the constrains
of the bog. I was pretty pissed off. However, after much swearing
we were on our way again, as soon as Petter noticed we were heading
down the wrong side of the mountain.
With our new course set, we raced down the mountainside. With the
time getting on, and the cloud setting in, the daylight was soon
fading. We took out what torches we had (Phil was very pleased with
himself as he had just purchased a new torch that morning) , and
set off down the mountainside. With a great deal of falling over
later, we managed to reach the minibus and drove back to the camping
barn.
Petter then very kindly treated us all to dinner and Kieran, Petter,
Al and myself set off to Keswick to pick some food up for the group.
30 minutes, and a few beers later, we arrived back at the camping
barn, to find that we had managed to acquire a heater, and everyone
gathered round to feast on curry and pizza. Lots of beer, and some
of Rachels homemade vodka, flowed and we sat down and talked about
the day. We then retired to the kitchen area to have a cigar, which
I had brought back from Cuba.
Tired out, we warmed ourselves by the fire, with Stuart informing
us of how Cheeses got their name (that guy is so full of facts it’s
scary!) and then went to bed – thoroughly tired out by the
days events.
Sunday
We again woke to the sound of alarm clocks. We found Petter racing
around bringing in round after round of freshly cooked toast (what
a gem that guy is!!) After getting everyone up, and taking showers
– our barn was rudely invaded by on the chickens that was
in the yard outside. These ‘super chickens’ were really
scary- I didn’t find them scary for the record, and I told
the group to only move around with someone else in the morning,
as the chickens looked like they were game for a fight. Luckily
there were no more chicken related incidents to note (no harm no
fowl… haha).
Still feeling fairly sleepy, we set off to the next walk, very
near Patterdale. We stopped at a shop for some crisps and chocolate
for the next days short hike. I was then told some devastating news…
Something that would torment me for the rest of the trip…
The bloody clocks had gone back- Thanks Mad, I don’t know
who would have told me! Everyone else in the group knew, but Al
had told everyone not to tell me, so I would run round telling everyone
to get a move on. Oh that was funny… haha :)
We started our walk to the top, first stopping at some caves on
the way. These caves had been located on a previous trip, but not
fully explored. We ventured down into them, and Kieran and Stuart
found some cool tunnels. A short time later, we were climbing the
last part of the ascent, with Phil looking fairly out of breath.
Cat had taken my jokes about the Welsh very well during the trip,
and I was surprised how amazingly she did getting to the top of
these mountains (she looks so fragile!), however at this point she
did look very… flushed :) We got to the point that we aimed
for, and took a few pictures, after first deciding which the actual
top of the mountain was. Petter, not happy with just one mountain,
suggested that we go to the next one along aswell. Kiraw and myself
ran off the other peak, I have to admit that after doing it, I wish
I hadn’t as I was really knackered.
We sat at the top of the second peak, and took in the amazing view.
Ullswater Lake below us, with Helvellyn appearing in the distance.
Sitting on the summit eating our lunch, we decided that we could
get a few hours extra at the pub in, if we set of sooner rather
than later… that’s just what we did.
After taking a few group pictures we set off down the mountain.
Phil proceeded to tell us about his time in the German paramedic
services, including one particular story in which an LSD user believer
himself to have become a carton of orange juice. Not letting Phil
drive him to hospital, as he feared that Phil would drink him…
Arriving down at the bottom of the mountain, we unloaded our gear
into the minibus, and bundled into the White Lion pub. We ordered
our beers and various bar meals and sat around recollecting to weekend.
The dessert menu also looked fairly tempting, however we were a
bit too full to eat one each, so most were shared between a few
people.
Happy with a great weekends walking, we jumped back into the minibus
and jetted back to Oxford.
Just a quick thank you to everyone that came on the trip for making
it one of the best trips I have been on since I have joined the
society (4 years ago) and a huge thanks to Al for organising everything.
See you soon
Dan
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